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It’s not a hate crime no…a man walks into a mosque with a machete and starts hacking at the worshippers…but it’s not a hate crime.
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22924456
In carpet town Kidderminster, adv officer is lucky to be alive after a villain rammed a police van squishing him against it! (Attempt murder anyone? Nah…sec 18…easier to prove and…keeps those figures down…)
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22903823
Mmmm…single crewing working well then…that’s two officers that may be A20′d….
Grrrrrr…
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Not the gangster that put a £20k bounty on Dale Cregan… but COLIN THE WALLABY…
A runaway wallaby sparked a police hunt involving six officers after he was spotted making a dash for freedom near Birmingham
Three-year-old Colin jumped a 6ft fence to escape from his pen in Solihull, West Midlands, before hopping back home five hours later, his owners revealed today.
The meandering marsupial escaped last night and sightings were reported over four miles away from the half-acre field he shares with seven other wallabies.
Police were called when a shocked motorist spotted the unusual sight and filmed the fugitive on his mobile at around 11.45pm.
Despite six officers turning up to try and catch Colin he disappeared into the night and it was down to owners Jon Cloke, 46, and wife Angela, 46, to track him down.
He was eventually found cowering in a field just yards from where he had originally escaped after his countryside walkabout.
Mr Cloke drove around for 90 minutes in the dark...
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Yes folks… I’ve quit my brilliant job that:
and instead…I’m going to be ‘in da house’ … checkin’ out da babes… then end up in dopey commercials for Iceland… (the frozen food palace…).
I will cease to be a ‘fat lazy public sector scrounger’ and be a ‘tireless moral private sector worker’…
Double win?
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A senior police officer has called on the home secretary to review the powers of police and crime commissioners (PCCs) to remove chief constables.
Sir Hugh Orde, president of the Association of Chief Police Officers, wants to meet Theresa May to discuss the “huge” power granted to PCCs.
He said the current arrangement lacked scrutiny and he branded it “the worst system you can possibly have”.
The Home Office said PCCs had given the electorate a “real say” over policing.
Well, OK he didn’t really… he’s just worried about his own job…lol
PCC’s are a complete waste of time…any money…we all know that…but they are there for good reason: it’s someone to blame other than the government.
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So imagine this scenario:
The motorway spurred limit is 70 mph… Google want to drive at 70, but the government say, “we want you to drive at 50…” Google say, “err…but everyone else drives at 70…and we want to drive at 70 too…” the government say, “thing is…it looks bad…” Google now say, “but the legal limit is 70…change the speed limit our leave us alone…”
Sounds familiar?
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Following a short chase, a male has been detained and charged with attempt murder of a police officer in sunny Birmingham.
The officer isn’t well…he has a broken pelvis and is thought to be in a serious but stable condition…
In the states the idiot that ran him over would probably be dead… as they tend to shoot people that attack officers with a deadly weapon-a car…
We may get a chance to see how a judge deals with this crime as per Imelda’s guidance…
…assuming he doesn’t get a plea-bargain deal for careless drive…
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22833005
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http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-22776352
The only thing my gaffer chases is his knighthood…