Dearest local Planned Parenthood, while I am grateful that I was able to obtain my birth control medication from your organization last year, I must inform you that my primary care doctor told me I get to drop to 3-year Pap smear. So no, I am NOT DUE FOR MY DAMN PAP, BASTARDS!
Also, $30 bucks for a monthly supply of pills fron your organization versus $5 Tricare co-pay through the Local Grocery Store Pharmacist? I ain’t so good at this math thing, but I’m fairly sure I’d rather pay under half my hourly pay rate than over twice it. (I also get to ask Mr. Pharmacist about any potential medication interactions.)
I may have my blonde moments, but every now and then I make intelligent decisions.
Oy. I really am just a uterus with a wallet, aren’t I?