My new employer, that is.
I’m not sure why they were so enamoured with me. All I know is that they apparently liked what they saw/heard, so they decided to offer it a job. As long as I don’t piss out narcotics or other illegal-like substances, I shall receive the title job title of “Minimedic, *12-Lead Bitch Extraordinare.”
Many hugs and thanks to those who offered a good luck/prayer/warm fuzzy. I shall ask for them again before Registry!
*This may or may not be a gross oversimplification of my actual job description.