So, farewell then Police Review
Published every week since 1893.
In 32 years I have never bought you,
Though I read the chief’s copy many times.
Passed around from office to office
with a list of recipients to be crossed off.
The promotion exam questions were useful,
But not to me.
On November 25th,
I will bid you a
E.J. Weeks, 17 3/4