Barack Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barack goes first.
â€œWhat will the USA be like in 100 years time?â€
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out
"The country is in good hands under the new president, Crime is non-existent, There is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worriesâ€
David thinks â€œIt's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of thatâ€ so he asks:
â€œWhat will England be like in 100 years time?â€
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it.
â€œCome on Davidâ€ says Barack, â€œWhat does it sayâ€
â€œBuggered if I know! It's not in English!â€