Scientists at the ‘fcuk the police’ university, have released a shock report showing the police were possibly to blame for their disappearance.
“It can’t be ruled out”, said Prof. Cophater, “and before you say it…yes it’s a long time ago, but even though no current coppers could have been involved they are all at it eh ?”
Evidence that shows the police did NOTHING as these magnificent creatures died.
Worse still, some cops have even suggested that early humans were responsible for their demise by hunting and eating them!
“It’s truly disgusting, that the pigs, err…I mean the police would blame humans instead of the real culprits…and we all know who that is eh?”, said a spokesperson for “cops killed the mammoths” protest group…
In other news, police are being accused of “protecting” people trying to put themselves in between badgers and people trying to shoot them with 5.56mm rifles high velocity rifles.
“Bastard coppers…”, said Janet Badgerlover “how dare they? I mean…if I want to get shot and have a hole in me a big as a saucepan then that’s my right eh?”
We tried to speak to a badger we saw but he ran off…