Evening all ! Here are a few of my fave headlines at the moment…
MOTHER SAYS SHE WILL SUE DOCTORS IN BABY NEON SAGA
Mmm…sue them for what? Saving your son’s life? Good luck with that one! This is a classic case of ‘mummy power’ gone wrong…one look at her and my pet rabbit began shaking in terror…
I COULDN’T SLEEP SAYS MITCHELL
LOL! Thrasher? Couldn’t sleep? Another ‘man’ that didn’t like to here the ‘N’ word…(NO-for any thick trolls reading)…
CHILDREN TASERED LOTS OF TIMES BY COPS!
Children being 17-18 year old? Â No doubt the vicious 19-year knife-point rapist was only last year playing hopscotch and watching the Clangers last year.
POLICE UNION LIKE A WOUNDED ANIMAL
Err… we don’t have a union… mind you… if we end up with compulsory severance…we might