Once, wifey and I took the boys to a seaside pub/restaurantÂ for bit of lunch.
We got to the door to find ourselves confronted by two security guards.
“Sorry sir”, said the one guard, “your son needs to remove his baseball cap.
“oh why?”, said I…
“The CCTV can’t see his face…”
I examined his face for signs of humour, suspecting he was making a little joke-none found…
“I tell you what…if my 6-year old son kicks off I will sort him eh?”
“Also, he cant wear a vest top…”
“Right… so, I assume the a baby can’t be let in with just a nappy on eh?”
“Huh… now you’re being silly aren’t you?”
“Well you started it…”
The other steps forward…
“It”s simple…you fix it or you don’t come in…”
We fixed it…I took my son’s cap off his head and put a sweatshirt over his bare arms…
That’s the kind of people you will be having patrolling the streets…
I give them about 10-mins before they end up calling for us…lol