THAT not-voting thing has worked out brilliantly, Britain has told Russell Brand.
33-year old Wayne Hayes said: â€œI really stuck it to The Man by staying at home on Thursday, even if it does look an awful lot like The Man ended up succeeding beyond his wildest imaginings.â€
As two-thirds of the electorate decided not to bother in the European election, the UK will now be represented in Brussels by MEPs who wonâ€™t bother voting either.
The long-term plan is for all political decisions to be made in a Mayfair drinking club without the costly and time-consuming exercise of pretending to care less what the public thinks.
Jester/prophet/lothario/voice of cinema rabbit Russell Brand said: â€œCor, itâ€™s a proper xenophobey-wobey paradigm shift toward the far righty-wight malarkey, innit?
â€œHow very un-perspicacious of me â€˜umble self to not divine how this whole politics imbroglio might have unfolded.â€
From the Daily Mash